‘Dick head’ is a vulgar, slang term, and is usually reserved for stupid, irritating, or ridiculous people, particularly men.*
The “Dick Head Effect” is hurting the small venue, developmental, live music scene!
We’ve all seen him. He’s the obnoxious lout who tries to grab a share of the spotlight by clamoring onto the stage, usually mid-set, demanding the audiences’ attention, while disrupting the show, distracting our focus, and generally ‘dissing’ the hard-working musicians who have planned and worked for months on this opportunity to showcase their musical vision!
Unfortunately, we can’t just ‘laugh it off’ with a quick trip to the “boys will be boys” excuse file.
Sorry, but as a promoter stymied by dick heads, I AM speaking out!
For more than a year, I produced a very successful ‘open-mic’ night.
Unfortunately for my production; a live stage opportunity I was generating for hundreds of local aspiring musicians, the ‘Dick Head Effect’ killed us!
The cost of insurance for the event!!
When it came time for my annual insurance renewal, I disclosed that I was producing a monthly open mic event. My insurance company was quick to inform me that, I was liable for ANY misadventure which may occur, regardless of fault or intent, at my rather humble open mic!
My household insurance rate was raised 500% to cover said! 500% home insurance increase for a show I was carrying the cost of equipping (lights and all PA gear), producing and promoting, and immensely benefiting a local business who had agreed to offer up her cafe space as our performance venue at no pay to me! Unfortunately, because of this unexpected cost, I was forced to cancel my show.
Very recently, I was discussing the dearth of live music venues with a road manager of a very successful feature band touring through Vancouver, and who were playing 2 nights at this city’s premier downtown music club; the Commodore (I’ll NEVER forget playing THAT club!)!
“Developmental opportunities for bands are being lost all over North America and Europe,” he lamented, “… not because of the insurance companies, but because of dick heads!” He continued, “Not only are record companies not injecting developmental funds into a bands career, but insurance companies have priced many small venue promoters out of the business!” In the case of the insurance companies pricing many small promoters out of the business, this is because of what I’ve termed “The Dick Head Effect!”
The “Dick Head Effect” is very real! It happens when someone is injured at a live show, and sues the promoter for injuries. It can manifest as a trip over a cable, a collision with a microphone, or a drunken fall off the stage. It comes disguised as a disgruntled musician who was denied a ‘fair chance’ for a moment in the spotlight at an open mic, and then acting out, causes harm to himself, or to someone else. Or, it can occur when a ‘young buck’ has had too much to drink and, forgetting where he is, hurts himself with his stupidity and, sues the promoter for creating an opportunity for injury. It happens for a multitude of reasons, but the result remains constant; shows, and opportunities are being cancelled.
I am truly sorry, but as a promoter I have worked far too hard for my house and home, to lose it all to a poser who masquerades as an angst-ridden rapper, or a self-centered long hair who ‘just wants to rock!’
Small venues are vital for the development of aspiring performers, to the realization of their dreams, to the growth of their vision!
As long as there are ‘dick heads’ among us, that developmental atmosphere is under threat!
If you see it happening, you can help out by dealing with “dick heads,!”
Because, they have spoiled too much already!
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